I'm A Barbie Girl, In A Barbie World ...
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person,
"How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"
The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95, and
Divorced Barbie for $265.95."
The amazed father asks: 'It's how much?!
Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Computer, and
one of Ken's Friends...
How funny is this?
It's been an hour and I am still laughing!
I believe in marrying to last forever but, with all the celebrity hype right now on 2 million dollar weddings and divorcing in a year or 3 and she gets half of everything you own I thought this was very cute!